you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
Less talking, more tequila
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
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