I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
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Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
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Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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