doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
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