i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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