Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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