I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Randomize
