I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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