He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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