That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
The power of my boobs compel you
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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