thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
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Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
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I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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