Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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