Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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