How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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