He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
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