white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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