I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
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No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
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I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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