You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
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Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
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I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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