I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
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Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
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I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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