you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Randomize
