Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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