We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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