we're blogging at a bar
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
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