But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
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