There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
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btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
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well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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