im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
If that was your dad, he is hot
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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