So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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