but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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