How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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