we're blogging at a bar
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
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Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
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Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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