It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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