is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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