There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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