Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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