i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
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Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
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I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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