Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
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