dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
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it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
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They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...