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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.

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• (716): View more from New York

  Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.

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• (904): View more from Florida

  it glows. i had to have it.

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.

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  She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.

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  Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.

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• (281): View more from Texas

  I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.

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  Did it finish?

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• (760): View more from California

  just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?

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• (425): View more from Washington

  The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch

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• (917): View more from New York City

  I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened

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