I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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