we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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