I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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