My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
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Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
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So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
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