im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
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I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
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while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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