girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
i need some magic done to my vagina
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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