I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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