you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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