Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
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I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
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Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things ππ
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
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