Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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