i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
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the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
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so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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