ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
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But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
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I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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