my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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