I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
