I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
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Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
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I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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