no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
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This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
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That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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