If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
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Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
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I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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