You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
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I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
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Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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