so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
jump out the window naked night went bad
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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