he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
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