Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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